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Wellred Weekly
Volume 1, Number 5 : February 7, 2012
 
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A Spanking Good Birthday Tradition
by Janine

You say it's your birthday
It's my birthday too, yeah.
They say it's your birthday
We're gonna have a good time...

I wonder if The Beatles were alluding to the 'good time' our birthdays can be here in the States. I mean, what could be better than presents and cake? A birthday spanking, of course! Who wouldn't want spanks for each year of their age, plus 'one to grow on'... it's the one activity that makes adding another birthday candle a little easier to accept!

Although a birthday spanking is a long-held custom in the U.S., it has diminished in popularity over the years. Usually treated as a prank or joke, it is not intended for punishment or as an erotic act. Typically, the birthday girl or boy is spanked playfully at home (and once upon a time at school) by either family or friends, almost always over clothes. Although some families may administer the birthday spanking on the bare, that is generally a rare practice here in America. An implement such as a paddle may be used but far more often the spanking takes the form of swats by hand. This tradition starts in childhood and may continue into adulthood (depending on one's proclivity for such activities, of course!). Some believe the birthday spanks cover all of the bad things the child has gotten away with the past year. Others think it makes it clear to the child that the parents are still in charge, and that one is never too old to be spanked. But generally, the practice is meant to be light-hearted and fun rather than cautionary.

While growing up, birthday spankings were not customary in my household (nor were any kind of spankings), but I did attend a few parties where this was an accepted practice. A helpful parent or close friend would swat the birthday child either over the knee or leaning across a couch, and the crowd would gleefully count out each number until it equaled the child's age. Then an extra, harder swat would finish things up, given for a variety of reasons: for good luck, for love, to grow on, to live on, or even one to get married on. An alternative technique I remember quite clearly was having the young guests all line up behind each other, legs spread apart. The birthday child would then have to crawl between the long line of legs, getting swatted by each child as he/she passed through what was fondly called the "spanking machine."

Variations
Lest you think that only Americans enjoy this tradition, birthday spankings are given in various forms throughout the world. There is a Polish tradition in which the celebrant receives hard, backside beltings on his/her eighteenth birthday. Known as Pasowanie, meaning "rite of passage," the spankings mark the transition from youth to adulthood. In the United Kingdom, Ireland and India, the birthday child is lifted by his arms and legs and given "birthday bumps" as his bottom is playfully bumped on the floor -- one bump for each year and one for good luck, just like us Yanks follow. This form of torment is generally reserved for younger children as it's not an easy practice to carry out as children grow and become heavier. Our northern neighbors in Canada stray away from the backside, and go for "birthday punches" instead. (They also grease the birthday child's nose with butter to make him too slippery for bad luck, but perhaps that's best saved for another article altogether).

Origins & Rituals
So how did this custom begin? The most common and perhaps obvious explanation relates back to the traditional smack on the newborn's bottom given by a doctor or midwife. Administered on the infant's "birth day," the first spank is meant to encourage the first cry or breath of life. Thus a birthday spanking each year recreates that neonatal sensation (even if no tears are involved). A modern-day theory claims the tradition comes from sporting games, such as football, where players give each other congratulatory slaps on the backside after the game. So parents are congratulating their child for making it through another year when they give a birthday spanking.

Historians propose that birthday spankings were originally based on superstition, rooted in the belief that physical torment of the body would drive away evil and attract good luck. Many of these earlier practices involved rituals and initiations of some sort. In his historical account, The Celtic Empire, Peter Berresford Ellis suggests that the Celtic practice of birthday spankings was a preventive measure, meant to protect the child from evil spirits for the coming year. Ancient Egyptians considered it bad luck to withhold a birthday spanking, as it was believed to help prepare one for the afterlife by "softening the body for the tomb." Aspects of these practices seem similar to ritualistic spankings found in other cultures. The ancient Roman festival, Lupercalia, involved switching young women and girls each year in hopes of lengthening their lives and increasing fertility. (See the in-depth article Lupercalia by Februs in Vol.1, No.2.) Similar fertility rituals occurred in parts of Germany, where full-blown whippings, rather than switchings, were administered to young women.

Decorative pomlázka
'Symbolic' spanking rituals still exist today, even if not specifically associated with birthdays. For centuries, Czech boys have gone caroling on Easter Monday, before whipping girls on the legs with a braided pussy willow switch called a pomlázka (meaning 'make younger'). In this Slavic tradition, girls and young women are doused with water after being struck by the twigs, which are believed to bring youth and good health to anyone whipped with them. In modern-day China, thousands of people visit the Taoist Dong Lung Gong temple in Tungkang on the first day of the Chinese New Year. In an age-old practice meant to rid themselves of bad luck, men receive spankings and women whippings by the temple staff. The number of strokes (always given lightly) is determined by the god Wang Ye and by burning incense and tossing pieces of wood.

In the News
The implement used to
administer 'whammies'
Although spanking news tidbits can be found worldwide, it isn't often that birthday spankings are in the spotlight. Yet earlier this year Terry Eisenbarth, an elementary school principal in Iowa (US), came under fire after using a padded hockey stick to lightly spank students for their birthdays -- a tradition he calls "whammies." When parents learned of the practice, many were outraged. After complaints surfaced and demands were made for the School Board to take action, Eisenbarth tried to smooth things over by sending home a letter to parents. "The purpose of this practice was solely and genuinely to cultivate relationships with students and highlight their special day," Eisenbarth wrote. Meant as a fun way to help celebrate, he would make a special announcement over the intercom, give the birthday child a pencil and calculator, and then the "whammy" with the foam-wrapped stick would follow. He insists he was never alone in the room with the child during the "celebration."

Eisenbarth agreed to stop the tradition because of the negative reaction, but an attorney for the Iowa Department of Education said that birthday spankings are not in violation of the state ban on corporal punishment. In fact, the local police found no evidence of wrongdoing, and the school district remained supportive of the principal, as did some parents. However, Eisenbarth resigned before any formal decision could be reached by the School Board. The divided community seemed relieved to have the matter resolved in this manner, although it seems likely the Board would have requested Eisenbarth's resignation anyway.

So where does this leave a beloved birthday tradition in modern times? Clearly not in the schools. Perhaps in the privacy of one's home. Or perhaps in public. A public restaurant, to be more precise. In Abilene, Kansas (US) an old farmhouse restaurant has an interesting tradition. If customers want to eat for half-price on their birthday, they have to stand up and bend over for a public paddling. Mr. K's Farmhouse serves up fried chicken, pork chops, country fried steak and ... paddles marked with the name and birthday of each participating customer. The restaurant's walls are lined with these paddles, so it appears the practice is a popular one. Even President Dwight D. Eisenhower was paddled here for his 75th birthday. Amazing what some people are willing to do to save money on dinner...

Wherever your birthday spankings take place - public or private -remember that you are enjoying an ancient tradition practiced worldwide in one form or another. Whether for good luck, long life, or simply for fun, may the spanking tradition continue to ward off those evil birthday candles that keep accruing each year.
 
24 comments:
Alef said...
Just to add to your fascinating collection of old customs: In Norway, decorated birches are still sold (the days before) the last Sunday before lent, Fastelavn. The custom is a fertility rite probably dating back to heathen times. Young, unmarried girls used to be birched on Fastelavn to guarantee a rich and fertile life. I don't know to what extent the birches are still used for they real purpose, but they were still in (very symbolic) use when I was a boy.
7 February 2012 19:42
bendover said...
Great article. I had to crawl through a gauntlet made up of my invited friends who held a wooden spoon. It was passed forward as I crawled through.

B
7 February 2012 20:40
njrick said...
50% off AND a paddling - what a great way to celebrate a birthday. I can't imagine why more restaurants aren't offering this deal.

Great little article, Janine.
8 February 2012 05:12
corncrake said...
Fascinating stuff, Janine, and well researched. Unfortunately, I was the recipient of 'the bumps' as a child and have always envied my American contemporaries.
8 February 2012 16:30
TheEnglishMaster said...
Thank you for a very learned and elegantly written account of this fascinating tradition. It's interesting that it's seen in so many cultures. I favour the 'repeat of the doctor's first spank of life' theory. That restaurant sounds fun!! Good place for a birthday date!
8 February 2012 22:51
swishswitch said...
Birthday bumps I definitely remember. Fascinating article. I had no idea a good smack was so central to so many cultures.
10 February 2012 00:16
njrick said...
it sounds like the origins of this custom are shrouded in the mist of history. When I was growing up, it was something always TALKED about, but I can't remember it ever being done. perhaps that's because it should be reserved for adults! Great article.
11 February 2012 01:58
islandcarol said...
I do like the connection between the birth swat and BDay spanks, but I suspect it is happenstance. There were always teachers in schools who delivered spanks. I do not remember having any though, and being relieved not to have to be spanked in public.
I enjoyed your well researched article.
A pleasure,
IC
12 February 2012 00:38
helmsman79 said...
I remember, years ago, giving a night before spanking to a girlfriend, so that she would be a "good girl" on her birthday.
1 May 2012 04:22
Wheatwine said...
My 6th grade teacher told me of working in another school before she came to mine. The principal there was obviously a spanko, ewven though the word hadn't been coined then. He would paddle a student for any excuse. One thing that would always get a student a paddling was if they were in school on their birthday.
17 April 2013 14:57
tfs said...
As a first grader, I remember our teacher giving birthday spanks to kids in class. She was a young and very pretty woman. She would place her armless chair in front of her desk and sit facing the class. She would then take the birthday boy or girl over her lap and administer the spanks lightly with her hand while the class counted.

Naturally, it was all in good fun and was followed up by a little party where everyone had cake or cup cakes supplied by the kid's mother.

My birthday was in February and I was looking forward to my turn only to be disappointed when this teacher left school during the Christmas break. Seems she had been engaged and had gotten married and moved away. Her replacement didn't believe in wasting class time with such foolishness. Just as well, I suppose; since she was a rather crabby old woman anyway!
17 April 2013 15:24
Dweebdotcom said...
My second grade teacher Mrs Jedd gave OTK birthday spanking. They were fun and harmless. When we found out it was her birthday we little second graders bugged her all day to let us spank her. Finally when the bell rang for us to be dismissed for the day someone asked her again and in reply she just smiled and turned her back to us. 20 little second grader hands all went for her bottom at once. I hate to think what would have happened to her in this day and age. She let us give her a couple of whacks at least those of us who weren't being crowded out LOL.
17 April 2013 16:34
turk said...
Very well done, in the USA, the bday spanking theme is kept alive in the Midwest, South and West, more of a small town tradition where people know everyone from the area. I recall a birthday spanking given to cute college girl at her softball game, she admitted is was embarrassing but she loved it. I tend to think the spankees like the attention, great article. Thanks.
17 April 2013 17:34
barb said...
I certainly learned a lot I didn't know about the birthday spanking. When I was a kid, my parents gave us girls an over the knee birthday spanking until we turned around 13. It is very interesting to read about all the other countries' traditions. I miss the traditions of childhood. Thanks for the very interesting article.
17 April 2013 18:14
guy9196 said...
Very informative article. Can remember some "in fun" b-day spankings in school while growing up. Now well removed from school days, I continue to keep the tradition alive with the love of my life.....a bit harsher than those school sessions, but still very much in fun....
18 April 2013 00:38
jools said...
I can imagine that all American spankos LOVE getting older which only brings them more spanks! A wonderfully researched and informative article Janine which incorporated the traditions of many cultures. I saw an article on TV ages back about an Ethiopian tribe, called the Hamar. A tribal ritual is for female siblings - of a young man coming of age - to volunteer to be whipped with sticks across their backs by the tribesmen, leaving them scarred for life. The greater the scarring the greater the respect they get in later life. Here is a link to an article if anyone is interested:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/tribe/tribes/hamar/.
18 April 2013 07:50
islandcarol said...
It's funny, I read so many articles on celebratory practices for birthday events and each time I learn something new. I did know teachers who doled out birthday spankings, for their students each year. Usually they were teachers much loved by the community who carried on the activity in the spirit of fun and frovolity. Over the years I saw that practice shrivel to just about nothing. Great article Janine.
19 April 2013 10:27
cindy2 said...
Janine, I enjoyed reading your well-researched and informative article on birthday spankings. I have memories of occassional birthday spankings delivered at friends' homes when I attended their birthday parties as a child. There was no question that the birthday spanking caused the room to fall silent even though the spankings were nothing more than nominal. I'm sure that only a small percentage of the attendees were spankos in the making, but a fellow child receiving a spanking--even a very light one--captured everyone else's attention.
19 April 2013 12:41
flip230 said...
This was excellent research and informative data on such a splendid topic. It is disappointing that such an enjoyable tradition has so diminished here in the states. Boo Hoo I say! I am most certainly in favor of carrying on such wonderful traditions.
Not so sure the bumps method has appeal but nothing better than having a young and tender bottom (female for me as I am male) laying sunny side up…for some celebration spanks! Nothing wrong with a public spanking as well…why not let everyone celebrate in the joyous occasion.
Bring back the tradition! Let the spanks continue. Great job Janie. It’s not too often on this site that one gets some education on such an enjoyable topic as spankings. Thanks for sharing your vast knowledge on the topic.
22 April 2013 23:22
FiBlue said...
We did this when I was growing up, but it was just little light swats, not a real spanking. On my last birthday, the five-year-old I babysit asked if she could give me a birthday spanking, so I assume her family practices the tradition. Those were the hardest swats I had ever gotten for a birthday, but I just let her give me ten.

When my son turned 16, his karate instructor had all the students form a double line according to rank and swat him with their folded karate belts as he ran down the center. I have a picture of him with a great big grim on his face.

I'm making a note of that restaurant's name and planning a birthday trip.
26 April 2013 10:39
Robert56 said...
Hey Janine, great article. Looks like alot of research went into writing this article. I have seen a few of the traditions you talked about on other places on the net. I think I have read about the German tradition. I had no idea about Eisenhower. I have never heard of the birthday bumps either so I learned something new there as well. Great article.
2 May 2013 00:38
mefromdenmark said...
Thank you for a good and interesting article - even on youtube you can find some videos of recent years showing this practice.
3 May 2013 00:08
CrimsonKidCK said...
Well, to answer barretthunter's question, Dwight Eisenhower left the presidency (January 1961) at the age of seventy, so his 75th birthday would've been after his political career was over.

In the third grade, I got birthday swats from a classmate of my choosing--of course, being that age I chose another boy, although there was a cute girl I should've chosen, who I liked quite a bit (but not romantically as an eight-year-old). I blew that opportunity!

I do remember once, in my early twenties, substitute teaching for physical education (for my high school football coach, in fact) and giving elementary school kids who had birthdays mild slaps while bent over my knee, after the female gym teacher had done likewise to them. (I'd had the opportunity once earlier but bypassed it.) Occasionally, as a young adult working at a summer camp, I gave a few little girls playful birthday swats--they always seemed to enjoy the attention.

Sadly, most of these happy, harmless birthday activities probably wouldn't be allowed these days--but I still enjoyed reading about birthday-spanking traditions.

The first birthday (actually the day after) I had when my current wife was my girlfriend, she playfully gave me a fairly smart smacking over my satiny briefs, catching me squatting down to adjust my small television (on an overturned milk crate)--I stayed in place for all of the spanks due, and I was impressed with her enthusiasm. (She didn't know of my kink at the time.)

As Mary Hopkin once sang, "Those were the days, my friend..." --C.K.
23 January 2014 02:41
smartfulcodger said...
I gave my first "real" (meaning: first one with whom I experienced mutually enjoyable sex) girlfriend a rather mild bare bottom spanking for her twenty first birthday. She suddenly broke up with me the very next morning and refused to even talk to me for a long time after that. So giving somebody one is not necessarily always a good idea.
6 March 2021 15:46

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