The Library of Spanking Fiction: Wellred Weekly
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Getting Your Vanilla Partner to Whack Your Butt The question, 'Can I get my Vanilla partner to whack my butt?' is similar in essence to the age old question that has troubled parents for decades: 'Can I get my children to eat their Brussels sprouts?' The answer of course being, 'YES!' so long as you provide sufficient rewards for their efforts! However, getting your kids to actually enjoy those dreaded Brussels sprouts is a different matter entirely... So, I hear you ask, 'How CAN I get my Vanilla partner to actually spank me... if he doesn't enjoy it?'  First of all I would like to address the issue of 'how' by citing some examples from personal experience. However before I do, I need to fill in some background details of my own Spanko epiphany. Having been married for approximately fifteen years, things in the bedroom department were starting to... shall I say dwindle and get rather boring! Even thinking of England had lost it's excitement! Taking the advice of a trusted friend, I decided to Google 'how to spice up your love life'. Amidst the many helpful suggestions there was one fantasy idea that really struck a chord... the spanked schoolgirl role-play for some reason totally excited me. In fact any idea which enabled me to be on the receiving end of a good spanking excited me! I had no idea why, but I knew from that instant that it was definitely something I wanted to try. The difficulty now was, how could I casually mention this to my Vanilla husband without feeling awkward or scaring the bejeebers out of him...?After much thought I decided it would be preferable to NOT mention it at all, and that it would prove far less embarrassing for me if I resorted to sending subtle hints. Surely my red blooded male would respond to suggestive body language by giving my generous target a good slap?... Right?... First of all I tried casually bending over several times, making sure I was within arms reach of my husband and giving my backside the occasional wiggle to direct his attention to the zone. This had little effect as Mr Vanilla barely noticed my actions and after a while he sarcastically remarked, "Wouldn't it be faster to use the vacuum? You'll be there all day picking up all that lint by hand!"  Okay, that attempt failed dismally! I obviously needed to up the ante. Figuring that a glimpse of butt cheek was sure to inspire Mr Vanilla to give my ass a good slap, I decided to wear my shortest black floaty skirt combined with a pair of white Brazilian high-cut lace panties for maximum contrast. I felt a surge of apprehension and excitement, believing that this approach was sure to gain the desired response. Once again I bent down pretending to remove fluff from the carpet. At first Mr Vanilla didn't comment, but presumably his frustration was building. This was illustrated eventually by his grumbled outburst, "Isn't that skirt a bit short for housework?" Okay, so that attempt went down like a lead balloon!Feeling thoroughly disheartened I planned my last ditch effort. Maybe, the sight of a bare bending bubble-butt would inspire him to give it a playful swat. Eventually the golden opportunity presented itself when Mr Vanilla and I were both alone in the bedroom getting ready for a night out. Having established that hubby was watching I hurriedly shucked my clothes then pretended to drop my hairbrush. As I slowly bent to retrieve it from the floor his grumbled response came as both a surprise and disappointment, "You're still not dressed! You'd better get a move on, or you'll be making us late as always!" Okay, I thought to myself, this man quite obviously doesn't have a pulse! Since subtleties were quite obviously lost on this particular male specimen I wistfully resigned myself to the fact that a more direct approach would have to be executed. So, once again I started scheming in the hope of concocting a foolproof plan. Finally after a lot of thought and then a seemingly endless wait, the opportune moment arrived. Hubby was relaxing on the settee after a large meal, looking thoroughly satisfied, and both kids were out for the evening. 'Perfect,' I thought! I exchanged my casual clothes for a sexy but classy mini dress and for maximum effect teamed it with a not so classy v-string thong. 'This should definitely do the trick!' I told myself as I returned to the living-room with antsy butterflies aflutter in the pit of my stomach. Excellent, Mr Vanilla was still sitting where I had left him, now with his legs stretched out in an even more relaxed pose. 'Yes, perfect!' Capitalizing on the ditsy blond side of my personality I bowled over to where Mr Vanilla sat in his meditative state and 'accidentally on purpose' tripped over his outstretched legs, elegantly upending myself across his muscular thighs. As luck would have it the hemline of my silky mini rose significantly to reveal my indecently exposed butt cheeks. 'Yes,' I thought, 'there is no way in hell that he will fail to notice my night-glow-white protuberant bum cheeks shining up at him!' Oh how wrong could I be! Mr Vanilla looked down at me quizzically and asked with a hint of concern, "Are you alright?" When I responded in the affirmative, his barked reply was, "Well watch where you're going! You could have knocked over my coffee or even injured yourself!" Oh well, at least the dear man cares! So now, the hard reality dawned... it was time to stop beating around the bush! I had to go for broke and take that darned bull by the horns! The question was, how could I tell Mr Vanilla my newly discovered interest without significant reddening of the wrong cheeks? After some careful consideration of the many ways to express my desperate need to be spanked, I made my decision. I would ask him if he had any secret fantasies. That way I could naturally give mention to my own. Now, of course, it was simply a matter of finding a night when both kids would be out for the evening! Eventually, the moment arrived. I cooked my beloved his favourite meal, plied him with alcohol and calmed my nerves with Dutch courage before snuggling up to him on the sofa and popping my question, "So... do you have any sexual fantasies?" After a long and awkward pause he replied, "Yes... I do... but my fantasy is probably quite different to what most men think about." "Really?.. What is it?" I prompted, thinking to myself that I might get lucky! "Well..." he continued, "I've always got turned on by the thought of taking artistic and sexy photographs of a hot and naked twenty year old model." No longer in the bloom of youth, I felt rather affronted by his announcement and immediately spat my reply, "Not in your wildest..." Then the realization hit me that this could potentially be a perfect opportunity. Modifying my tone I continued, "...Well maybe we could act out your fantasy if you'd be happy to substitute the 20 year old model for your 45 year old wife..." Right, the seed was planted. Now all I had to do was wait to see if it germinated. Fortunately, Mr Vanilla's ears pricked up keenly so I decided it was the perfect opportunity to explain to him how we could have twice the fun by combining my fantasy with his! To cut a long story short, I became a very uncooperative 20 year old nude model who gave her impatient photographer no end of trouble. Naturally the model required several spankings to keep her mind focused on the task of posing artistically enough to satisfy her photographer's discerning and critical eye. So you could say it turned out to be a win / win situation and as an added bonus we have some photos to commemorate the occasion! So, to all you unspanked and frustrated ladies, don't despair about your oblivious Mr Vanillas! Just remember there are many flavours of Vanilla and not all respond well to subtle hints. If yours is anything like mine, innuendo will be completely lost on him. Communication is the most important thing in any relationship and this is especially true when it comes to enhancing your love life and fulfilling your desires, whatever they may be. Remember too the old adage, that if you want something, you should be willing to give something back in return! Thus, my friends, when it comes to your Vanilla male it is simply a matter of finding the right saucy topping to spice him up, so you too can turn your fantasies into reality! 28 comments
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