The Library of Spanking Fiction: Wellred Weekly
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Items of interest regarding all things spanking
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Red Bottoms for Green Thumbs   Spring has arrived in the Northern Hemisphere, and with it the urge to get out into the garden and start clearing the flower beds and cultivating the soil. But a love for the feel of warm earth on one's hands doesn't mean having to forego the joys of feeling a warm bottom under those hands. In fact, gardening offers plenty of bottom-warming opportunities, as I have learned first hand.Implements Gardening tools can easily serve double duty as spanking implements. A hand trowel works well on any denim-clad bottom in the vicinity, and a gentle but firm swat with a flat spade inspires many a reluctant assistant to work a little harder. There is always plenty of wood to be had in a garden. Flat wooden row markers can be vigorously applied to naughty hindquarters before being inserted at the end of a row of carrot seeds. Bamboo stakes are excellent for impromptu canings, but beware of splinters. After pruning trees or shrubs, don't throw those discarded branches away. They can be tied into bundles and used for recreating a Victorian birching scene before being put onto the compost pile. That flyswatter you keep handy for chasing away pesky insects while working can serve double duty on any nearby bottom. Foam kneeling pads make a satisfyingly loud explosive sound when they connect with a backside. Locations  There are many possibilities for where and when to administer a spanking while at work outdoors. If you desire privacy, the garden shed can temporarily be renamed the woodshed, and any necessary correction duly administered within.A greenhouse can be used in a similar fashion, although with less privacy. A garden bench, discreetly located behind shrubs, is perfect for an over the knee spanking. The spankee can be made to bend over a wheelbarrow, and a potting bench easily does double duty as a spanking bench. The larger hose reel containers are also sturdy enough to provide support when the order to "bend over" is given. Clothing While working in the garden, thought must be given to the choice of clothing. Naturally, you will want to wear something sturdy, comfortable and washable, but keep in mind the appropriateness for spanking. Overalls are generally the first choice for doing heavy, dirty work, but they are difficult to pull down quickly, so the spankee should think again, and perhaps choose jeans with an elasticized waist. Similarly, for the spanker, pants with a belt are just as serviceable but have the added benefit of belt loops to hold that very important implement. The head gardener should also wear a tool belt, to hold various small hand tools and perhaps a wooden paddle, just in case. For footwear, gardening clogs are standard, and they have the advantage of being easy to slip off for a slippering. Leather gloves provide maximum impact while protecting the hands as they are intended to do. A thoughtful accessory for the spankee is a set of protective knee pads. Activities  Many gardening activities lend themselves to spanking quite naturally. Bending over while gathering fallen branches, planting seeds or weeding the flower beds is an open invitation.Pruning trees and shrubs often leads to bundling those trimmings into a handy rod, then trying it out. Erecting a bamboo frame for supporting beans or a tripod for tomatoes often leads to experimentation with your structure as a makeshift St. Andrew's cross. Make sure it is sturdy enough before you start. These are only a few suggestions. I am certain you will come up with your own variations, and your garden will be the envy of your neighbours.  16 comments
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